can you slow it down a little?

random realization cum exclamation #490

OH MY SHITZZZZ WE'RE IP4 NEXT YEAR LIKE I-PEEE-YEARRR-FOURRRR MEANING WE'D HAVE SURVIVED FOUR FREAKIN YEARS IN NJC WHEN A NORMAL HUMAN BEING WANTS OUT AFTER TWOOOO. AND WE'D BE TAKING THE BIG FAT A'S NEXT YEAR WHICH IS OUR ONE AND ONLY i repeat O-N-L-Y SHOT AT EARNING ADEQUATE QUALIFICATIONS TO COMMAND A FIVE-FIGURE MONTHLY SALARY IN FUTURE.

and looking at the current state of stagnancy i'm in the IP-nightmare might just come true for me-- i'd be stuck with a pseudo impressive PSLE cert that will banish me to the bottom rung of the social ladder. boohoo.