Saturday, August 26, 2006

it all started with doggie poo

what's that chinese proverb again? errr oh yes HUO4 BU4 DAN1 XING2. loosely translated as disasters don't come alone. i have to be the most unlucky person in the entire universe, or at least today i was.

1) stepped on DOG POO on my way out to the bus stop. that &$(@*&!$ dog owner from house number 52 YOU WATCH OUT MAN. it's not the first time his dog's pooped right in front of my gate and today in my sleepwalking state i stepped on it. and all through the 156 bus ride i was wondering to myself who was that IDIOT who brought that smell of soiled diapers up the bus, and then the sickening possibility came over me when i realized the smell wouldn't go away no matter which seat i switched to. and THEN shiqi confirmed the sickening truth for me.

2) In my state of semi-consciousness due to sleep deprivation caused by over indulgence in a certain korean drama series i missed my stop and had to alight one stop later. the stupidest thing was i friggin WATCHED MY STOP GO PAST and was only hit with the realization that i'd freaking missed the stop 15 seconds after the bus had rolled past.

3) wasn't paying attention during bio olympiad training, the trainer asked me a question and i was totally oblivious to everything he had to wave in my face to get my answer.

4) after studying with shiqi at citilink gelare i headed over to suntec to take bus 70 home. a normal journey would have taken me just 15 minutes but I WAITED IN VAIN FOR LIKE 40 MIN and the bloody bus hadn't arrived. this other woman was snarling into her mobile phone complaining to someone else in mandarin that 70 was taking a damn long time to arrive. gave up waiting in the end and took the mrt home.

WAHHHHH DAMN ANNOYING LUH.

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